January 2012
49 posts
December 2011
47 posts
justindirose asked: I love ryan gosling memes, huh? Maybe I do.
“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...”
– Bill Hicks (via sirmitchell)
“Sometimes I think that objects have lives of their own. At least, maybe we imbue...”
– Nani - From a Very Pregnant Letter (via wearemostaliveindreams)
Rubbish Adaptation
The new version of Jane Eyre is absolutely rubbish and I love Michael Fassbender, so that’s saying something. Right?
Give me Toby Stephens.
Live-streaming Denmark Wedding
One of my best friends, Sam, is getting married tomorrow in Denmark. The best part is the fact that I don’t even have to get out of my pajamas to see it. It’s livestreaming tomorrow at 8am and I can not wait.
Setting my alarm clock now. Merry Wedding Day Sam!
“Passing stranger! you do not know how longingly I look upon you,
You must be he...”
– “To A Stranger” by Walt Whitman (1819-1892)
When you hear someone of the opposite sex with an...
blacksgoddaughter:
King Arthur
You are an idealistic king, but not very bright. You hate the French and all those bloody peasants. If you’re not wandering about the countryside looking for knights to join the round table, you’re on God-mandated quests. You also have the keen ability to distinguish between European and African swallows. You might also be overly confronted with the matter of whether or not coconuts do...
My German is pre-Industrial and mostly religious.
Dwight Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam Beesley: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in war we never should have been in. World War Two.
Pam Beesley: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight Schrute: [looking through manual] Deutsch. Let me see here...it is either an incense dispenser...or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam Beesley: Humph.
Dwight Schrute: My German is pre-Industrial and mostly religious.
“Whenever I think something is impossible, I remember that they once gave a TV...”
– Dan Rodriguez
Migratory Fruit
Ever get that feeling that the coconuts might be migrating? No, I’m not suggesting anything. Just postulating.
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"You need to study, it's exam week."
gryffinwhore-love:
The art of trolling
peeta-cakes:
When Steve Jinks died I cried.
Whhhhhhhhhhy?
WHAT YOUR WEEK HAS IN STORE: You and Kiefer... →
yourweek:
This week you will find your self at the top of a very high citadel in the Cardinal’s castle with Kiefer Sutherland. Below, you can hear the Knights of Christ scrambling up the stairs no doubt hoping to imprison you and try you for monkey business and then burn you at the stake for hours at a…
